The Forum Shops at Caesars Palace

My wife will swear that the Forum Shops are Heaven on earth. I personally think that they are the only real hard evidence of black holes in our universe. Typically, we walk in and she ignores me for about three hours, I find a table in the Café section at Spago’s and order a bottle of wine and the meatloaf. A few hours later she comes strolling through the Forum shops with enough bags to concern me about my ability to pay for my meal. It happens every time.