Bachelor Party in Las Vegas

Las Vegas Bachelor Party



Yeah, what did you expect the kid to die or something? That’s cruel.

A few days later the kid tied the knot and everyone acted as if nothing had happened. Well, his finger looked real bad, so they had to place a ring on his right ring finger. I told him to look at the bright side, he could hit on girls and they would never suspect he was married since he was not wearing the ring on the usual finger. His wife was nowhere near happy to hear that and my wife gave me a swift kick for that comment.

I kept the Seigfried and Roy t-shirt, and I promised my buddies mom that her little boy never did anything bad. I actually explained how I had to write a piece on small desert communities and their ability to deal with minor emergencies. She bought it. Well, actually she had been drinking when I gave her that tale.

So, the moral of the story is quite simple. If you get your friends drunk give them plenty of water on the way to the brothel.

Actually, you should regulate the amount of liquor each of the participants has to drink so as to ensure that everyone has a good time. You should try to avoid strip clubs and spend your time enjoying a good time in conversation with the groom-to-be.

As we drove across the desert that was the consensus from the guys that nearly lost the bachelor on the way home from Las Vegas.

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