Bachelor Party in Las Vegas

Las Vegas Bachelor Party



The road leading from Las Vegas to Los Angeles essentially looks very similar to any roads leading anywhere in Nevada. This picture is what you can expect, for about 276 miles.

So the bachelor was having the time of his life at a strip club that was charging twenty dollars for lap dances. Couple that with $2 shots of bad tequila and you have a recipe for a few unfortunate actions.

This story is meant as a way not to put together a bachelors last night in Las Vegas. A stripper at the club took a liking to our boy, the young foolish bachelor, so she stuck around. We continued to pay and she kept right on dancing. First on his lap, but after a few drinks for everyone, the dancer included, she tried everything a good Division-I gymnast will do during a meet. At one point I thought we would need to ice down the bachelors eyes after being repeatedly hit in the face with portions of the dancers body. By the way, if they are fake they as hard as rocks.

This is when it turned sour, the boy wonders hands wandered south a couple of times and he was warned by a guy the size of a small motel room. We tried to prevent him from touching by sitting next to him as his private show continued. I sacrificed at least an hour of my time getting whacked by a dancer who used her hips in methods approved by most police department as crowd control. I too was pummeled by body parts. The horror.

But the kid did not adhere to our advice of not touching and soon I was on my back looking for the remnants of the skin on my knees while avoiding incoming traffic. The big guy had enough of our bachelor and his entourage and made quick work of us. I figured this would be a good story for the kid to tell his son. I laughed it off.

That is until he decided to empty the contents of his stomach on my lap; at that point I was a bit offended. Actually, irritated would be a kinder way of describing my feelings.

I decided revenge would be sweet, so we took a detour to another part of Nevada.

Back | Home | Next

Back to Photo Gallery Index