I suggested we move on and she asked about Coyote Ugly at New York/New York so we went on over. We hopped on the tram from the Mandalay bay over to the Excalibur and then walked across the bridge right into the bar. If you ever walk into a bar with a tall good looking woman you instantaneously realize everyone thinks she is too good for you.
When the woman then jumps on the bar and starts dancing as she inhales tequila shots, everyone looks at you as if it’s your duty to pull her down. Needless to say, we only spent about ten minutes in the place before she became a celebrity. She did get me a “hooker with a penis” essentially a Jack and Coke with a little apple something.
We took a cab over to Caesers Palace and found ourselves at the Terrazza Lounge . A nice place but not the kind of place you want to sit at when the woman you’re with is ordering “wrinkled pecker’s” and “Blue Balls”. We had our drinks, which were starting to take their toll, and made our way to the Bellagio.
Stephanie was staying at the Bellagio and already had the Fontana Bar in mind. Apparently, the bartenders had already encountered her because they smiled as she approached the bar. “I feel like a “triple X”, she cleverly eyed the bartender, “and get my boy here into some “White Silk Panties”.
I think that was where I was going to draw the line. At that point I was on the border of being a bit disturbed, what with having to put a “wrinkled pecker” in my mouth and a “Hooker with a Penis”. I looked over at Stephanie and she began to laugh at me.
Just then a woman’s voice from behind me whispered in my ear, “is it possible that you could give me a slow, comfortable screw against the wall?” I smiled, my wife had come to save me. She smiled at me as I realized that this was their idea of a joke.
So I ordered, a few drinks for them, “the cock teaser”, “the Cum shot”, “the tight snatch” and the ever favorite “Tongue in your panties”. My wife blushed, Stephanie, she had had those early in the day.
If you need the ingredients to these drinks check out Stephanie’s drinks.
