Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY?
Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.
Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
Hi, do you want to have my children? (Assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
Your place or mine?
My wife has assured me that these might work, with the right girl or guy, depending on how much drinking has been going on.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
How was heaven when you left it?
I have only three months to live. ..
There you go the answer to all your dating questions!!
