It is very possible that if I find myself at a Las Vegas nightclub surrounded by a few pretty people and some expensive alcohol I'll get myself into trouble. I always forget to call home. I somehow always lose something. My phone battery seems to die just as I walk into the club. I get stains on clothing that is too expensive to wear out and I end up having to explain the details over coffee to a wife that tries to understand me while stretching the cloth of our trust. You have to love Las Vegas nightlife.
As you decide upon where to misbehave in Las Vegas you'll be trying to figure out just how many Las Vegas nightclubs you should consider. If I'm you I'm looking first at the hotel I am staying at. Is there a club there? Next, if you plan this thing correctly you'll need a place for a good late night meal. Is there decent late night eats around? Don't worry about the sun coming up and you still being in the sunset of your evening. You can always take a nap during the day.
Consider Encore/Wynn Las Vegas as they have Surrender nightclub, XS and Tryst as well as places to eat such as La Cave and Wazuzu. Aria has HAZE, Gold Lounge and the Deuce but cheap late night dining is slim. The Cosmopolitan has Marquee Nightclub and the Secret Pizza Place that is open way late as well as the Henry for a meal in between drinks at Bond.
Remember, before you head out you'll need an alibi, a good story and an exit strategy. Good luck and don't let your conscious get in the way.
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